Having taken it’s rightful place as
one of the top story lines in the history of the comic at the time, the hugely successful “Days of Future Past”
had created more than it’s share of popular mutants which it’s creator, Chris
Claremont, could choose from to round out his team of X-Men. The year was 1984. Kitty Pryde has taken a leave of
absence. Cyclops retired and the void
created by Jean Grey’s death is an elephant in the danger room.
Rachel Summers, an alternate future
daughter of Cyclops and Jean Grey possessed by the Dark Phoenix, proved the
right choice to Claremont as she joined the X-Men through a convoluted series
of events. Unfortunately, X-Men fans
disagreed with Claremont’s choice. How
could the daughter of two of the most popular X-Men be so unpopular? The answer
boils down to five simple reasons.* Constant whining over dead mother
and cheating father.
* None of the personality that her
popular parent’s showed years before.
Truly awful costume designs that included a weird red spiked S&M outfit, multi-colored leotards and an eyesore of a dark phoenix re-design. Top all of those costumes with a rat-tail
haircut and you have one of the worst character designs in all of X-history.
Hailing from an alternate future,
which virtually killed any chance the fans had to relate to her. A close friend
said he stopped buying X-men Essentials after the Dark Phoenix Saga because he
didn’t want to read about alternate futures and convoluted stories. ‘Nuff said.
All of her dialogue (not most,
all) was either about:
being from a distopian
future
hating the fact
that her mom was dead or
hating the fact that she came from a dystopian
future where her mom was dead.
After the creation of “X-Factor”
both Cyclops and Jean Grey were back on an X-Team causing Rachel to suffer some
setbacks. Kicked off the X-men, she was demoted to the less popular spin-off
series “Excalibur.” To make matters
worse, her mini-series was cancelled. Later
in the 90’s, to try to increase sales of Excalibur she was sucked into the time
stream and lost in comic limbo (probably because she wasn’t enough of a 90’s
“bad girl” like Psylocke). Later
appearing as an old lady in the critically-panned Cyclops and Phoenix (Jean, not Rachel) mini-series, it was revealed
that she was put into Cable’s Akansi timeline. Bear with me, this is where things get even
stranger, as Mother Akansi in that timeline, Rachel was the one that cloned
Cable (that clone becoming X-Force baddie “Stryfe”) and retroactively became
responsible for killing characters more popular than she was at the time. After
the X-Cutioner’s Song, Stryfe
(created by Rachel) unleashed the Legacy Virus into the present, which took the
lives of Illyana Rasputin, Pyro, Revanche, Moira MacTaggert (well, she was
infected), and temporarily killed Colossus and Madrox, the Multiple Man. This, of course, would be just the beginning
of Rachel’s reign of terror.
Colossus came back to life and the
X-Men are forced to fight the Breakworld in a story line where Rachel’s best
friend Kitty Pryde sacrificed her life. Yes, that’s right, Rachel retroactively
killed her best friend. *Sigh,* Kitty
was so young.
Banshee started the X-Corps after
Moira died while working on the Legacy Virus that Rachel was responsible for
bringing into the present. He recruited mutant villains to work for him that
eventually turned on Banshee. Finally,
Mystique cut his throat. The injury would eventually lead to Banshee’s death in
the “Deadly Genesis” storyline. Rachel had,
again indirectly, helped Vulcan and Mystique kill Banshee. In addition to her
convoluted history and large hit list she is also extremely unpopular among
fans.
Last year, “Comic Book Resources”
fans voted for the 100 Favorite Marvel Characters, Rachel tied with Doop and
the Sentry for #93. Now you may be saying to yourself “that’s not so bad” or “Hey,
Doop is cool” but here are some comments people said at the bottom of the page.
“I mean dear god why would they
(Rachel and the Sentry) be in anyone(‘s) favorite character list?”
“I can do it in 4 words: Leftover
80’s/90’s X-crap.” (In response to someone asking who Rachel was in two
sentences).
“I never understood the fascination
some people had with that character (Rachel).”
Now flashback to 2004, I was
reading the X-men for three years and sort of enjoying Uncanny X-men since the
Chris Claremont relaunch (it wasn’t as annoying as X-treme X-men), however,
there was one member of the team I wasn’t familiar with or liked all that much;
it was my first exposure to Rachel Grey, a whiney little girl doing a bad Jean
Grey impersonation in a stupid mini-skirt put on the team only to serve the
purpose of stimulating teenager’s (and Chris Claremont’s) hormones. Then I read Uncanny X-men #452, and saw her
in an astral fight with Emma Frost. One scene was all it took. She proved to me that she wasn’t just a
whiney little girl and that when written correctly she could actually be an
interesting and compelling character. She then reverted back to that dumb Jean
Grey wannabe, and now she is stuck in space after the events of Emperor Vulcan.
When and if Rachel comes back from
space limbo she deserves to get a total character revamp from the current X-Men
writers. How can they improve upon Rachel’s character without upsetting her two
fans? First, she should probably not
reference that she’s from an alternate future every other line (then maybe we
could forget sometimes). Second, she
should get a new costume that doesn’t have fans saying that she looks like a
slut. And finally, third, she should be herself and less like the daughter of
Scott and Jean. We aren’t always necessarily
defined by who are parent’s are. So
please X-Writers Rachel should come back soon.
She has potential and, lord knows, you need more X-Women in your
roster.